Teencibwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil beaver.

Teencibwan created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teencibwan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teencibwan, he will manifest in front of you.

Teencibwan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Teencibwan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Retreat if eight moths approach from the west.