Piglakbif is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane penguin.

Piglakbif created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Piglakbif, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Piglakbif, she will think nothing of it.

Piglakbif's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Piglakbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.