Genhapdud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless wolf.

Genhapdud created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genhapdud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Genhapdud, she will turn you into a tree.

Genhapdud's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Genhapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Genhapdud loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.