Mitbissdim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish dugong.

Mitbissdim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbissdim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mitbissdim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mitbissdim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mitbissdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.