Pibyiklin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying jaguar.

Pibyiklin created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibyiklin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibyiklin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pibyiklin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pibyiklin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Put Pibyiklin first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.