Wotragdod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, moody badger.

Wotragdod created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotragdod, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotragdod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wotragdod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wotragdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Worship no other gods but Wotragdod.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Wotragdod nine times a day.