Ligarmbell is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain hedgehog.

Ligarmbell created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligarmbell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligarmbell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ligarmbell's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ligarmbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligarmbell.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat strawberries.