Lenpigtanbest is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet badger.

Lenpigtanbest created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpigtanbest, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lenpigtanbest, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lenpigtanbest's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lenpigtanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.