Dotnarbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic shark.

Dotnarbeg created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotnarbeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dotnarbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dotnarbeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dotnarbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about cell theory.