Cutsasflab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak tortoise.

Cutsasflab created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutsasflab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutsasflab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cutsasflab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cutsasflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not hurt cats.