Cinsterrap is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, almighty
dove.
Cinsterrap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cinsterrap, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Cinsterrap, it will turn you into a worm.
Cinsterrap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Cinsterrap's Holy Commandments1. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.
2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Cinsterrap on top of important buildings.
3. Do not wear gold on your body.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Do not hurt badgers.