Cinsterrap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, almighty dove.

Cinsterrap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cinsterrap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cinsterrap, it will turn you into a worm.

Cinsterrap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cinsterrap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Cinsterrap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt badgers.