Nartsafart Stanfemhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak yak.

Nartsafart Stanfemhun created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartsafart Stanfemhun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartsafart Stanfemhun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nartsafart Stanfemhun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nartsafart Stanfemhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not take Nartsafart Stanfemhun's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.