Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart goose.

Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk, she will turn you into a mole.

Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wattofkin Logfedmaddubvonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.