Zenflisgedrannelsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless crocodile.

Zenflisgedrannelsis created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenflisgedrannelsis, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zenflisgedrannelsis, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zenflisgedrannelsis' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zenflisgedrannelsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Zenflisgedrannelsis loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.