Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient duck.

Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Godsisbapsagbidsandvolhin first in all things.