Sagpag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced owl.

Sagpag created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagpag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagpag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sagpag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sagpag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sagpag seven times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never sing near aardvarks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.