Mankableg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy cobra.

Mankableg created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mankableg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mankableg, he will come to you in dreams.

Mankableg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mankableg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Mankableg three times a day.

3. You must love Mankableg.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.