Nillcensadbus is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent clam.

Nillcensadbus created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillcensadbus, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillcensadbus, she will turn you into a slug.

Nillcensadbus' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nillcensadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nillcensadbus.

3. Nillcensadbus loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.