Lenmidfed is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage cobra.

Lenmidfed created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Lenmidfed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lenmidfed, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lenmidfed's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lenmidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from magenta bats for they are unholy.