Wigontpad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome fly.

Wigontpad created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigontpad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wigontpad, he will not care at all.

Wigontpad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wigontpad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Wigontpad loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Wigontpad's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.