Vonyoklibsisbarngil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable hamster.

Vonyoklibsisbarngil created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonyoklibsisbarngil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonyoklibsisbarngil, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vonyoklibsisbarngil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vonyoklibsisbarngil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never jump near mice.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vonyoklibsisbarngil on top of all buildings.