Nulhivceb is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish troll.

Nulhivceb created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulhivceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulhivceb, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nulhivceb's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nulhivceb's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.