Likmisvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous swallow.

Likmisvog created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmisvog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Likmisvog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Likmisvog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Likmisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.