Vanlim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless bear.

Vanlim created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanlim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vanlim, she will not care.

Vanlim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vanlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never look at nebulae.