Fudmidhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart wolf.

Fudmidhog created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Fudmidhog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudmidhog, it will turn you into a plant.

Fudmidhog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudmidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Fudmidhog loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fudmidhog.

5. Always obey Fudmidhog's priests.