Sisbugsad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent mink.

Sisbugsad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbugsad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sisbugsad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sisbugsad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sisbugsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never paint your face gray.