Afhenzog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty squid.

Afhenzog created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Afhenzog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Afhenzog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Afhenzog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Afhenzog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Afhenzog.

2. Never wear orange kilts.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Afhenzog on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about comets.