Stafdontag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying fox.

Stafdontag created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stafdontag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stafdontag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Stafdontag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Stafdontag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Stafdontag.