Zogmeggebdad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart weasel.

Zogmeggebdad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmeggebdad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogmeggebdad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zogmeggebdad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Zogmeggebdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zogmeggebdad.

5. Never hurt great tits.