Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty octopus.

Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat, she will turn you into a frog.

Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Run away if six manatees approach from the east.

3. Never laugh near snails.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakhadren Flagtipyarl Zignilfat.

5. Never mention snakes.