Jantigmipvolpad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable wyvern.

Jantigmipvolpad created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jantigmipvolpad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jantigmipvolpad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jantigmipvolpad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Jantigmipvolpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Jantigmipvolpad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never jump near whales.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not commit murder.