Nellgetnur is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ruthless eagle.

Nellgetnur created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgetnur, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellgetnur, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nellgetnur's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nellgetnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear magenta hats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.