Libdumfum is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, capable ferret.

Libdumfum created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdumfum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libdumfum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Libdumfum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Libdumfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the west.