Bunvin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical squirrel.

Bunvin created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunvin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunvin, he will manifest in front of you.

Bunvin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bunvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.