Flapvonkhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent wolf.

Flapvonkhot created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Flapvonkhot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flapvonkhot, it will manifest in front of you.

Flapvonkhot's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flapvonkhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Flapvonkhot loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not make images of living things.