Dobjadwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omniscient hummingbird.

Dobjadwod created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Dobjadwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobjadwod, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dobjadwod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dobjadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away if nine frogs approach from the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.