Dibveen Larpbudstig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered finch.

Dibveen Larpbudstig created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibveen Larpbudstig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibveen Larpbudstig, she will manifest in front of you.

Dibveen Larpbudstig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dibveen Larpbudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if five pigs approach from the west.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.