Sawtomrotquart is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective wyvern.

Sawtomrotquart created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtomrotquart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawtomrotquart, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sawtomrotquart's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sawtomrotquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sawtomrotquart.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Always help sick snakes.