Flagfentab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving centaur.

Flagfentab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfentab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagfentab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flagfentab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flagfentab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Flagfentab loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.