Kipgedlinlanhud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient crocodile.

Kipgedlinlanhud created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipgedlinlanhud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipgedlinlanhud, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kipgedlinlanhud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kipgedlinlanhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Kipgedlinlanhud first in all things.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Respect your elders.