Ligarpvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful chicken.

Ligarpvin created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ligarpvin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ligarpvin, he will not care.

Ligarpvin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ligarpvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Run away if six voles approach from the west.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about black holes.