Fedfabwad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy yak.

Fedfabwad created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfabwad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedfabwad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fedfabwad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fedfabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.