Zagruttren is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Zagruttren created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagruttren, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagruttren, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zagruttren's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zagruttren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagruttren.