Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome badger.

Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.