Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome
badger.
Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Badxucknarlpoggunmeggud's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill tortoises.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.
5. Do not wear iron on your body.