Mutbunrawafsin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented slug.

Mutbunrawafsin created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbunrawafsin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutbunrawafsin, she will turn you into a snail.

Mutbunrawafsin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mutbunrawafsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mutbunrawafsin on top of all buildings.