Lamdonarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody dove.

Lamdonarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lamdonarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamdonarn, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lamdonarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lamdonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of otters.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lamdonarn on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.