Wonnillkam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, loving
bear.
Wonnillkam created dark matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonnillkam, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Wonnillkam, he will turn you into a rat.
Wonnillkam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Wonnillkam's Holy Commandments1. Always help gulls.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Wonnillkam must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Wonnillkam loves birds, so they must be respected.