Vinzennill is a god.
She takes the form of a large, generous
frog.
Vinzennill created Africa three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vinzennill, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vinzennill, she will turn you into a duck.
Vinzennill's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Vinzennill's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never run near geese.