Cabnartsis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent goat.

Cabnartsis created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnartsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabnartsis, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cabnartsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cabnartsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing orange tights.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if eight bats approach from the west.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.