Ingbudlip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Ingbudlip created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbudlip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ingbudlip, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ingbudlip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ingbudlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.